transrants:

HOLD UP
IM WATCHING ARTHUR RIGHT NOW AND THIS LITTLE SATANIST WAS ON THE ‘WORD FROM US KIDS’ SEGMENT
HAIL

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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liquidatomicgonads:

The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.

liquidatomicgonads:

The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.